Octopushat 2.0

You’ve seen that State Farm commerical where people do stupid things while driving, like eating with chopsticks and putting on pants?

It is no accident that this comercial was shot in LA.  I think that Los Angeles has to be the driving-tard capitol of the world.  Forget about cell phones.  My favorite drive distractions from recent memory was the woman eating soup (soup!)  The woman curling her eyelashes, with one of those curler things, while the car was in-motion.  And the woman applying eye-liner while using a compact-mirror.

My general rule is: if it requires tools or a utinsil then you probably shouldn’t be doing it while operating heavy machinery.

This guy yesterday takes the cake though; he was FLOSSING.  And not even while stopped in traffic but flossing his teeth at crusing speed.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?