Shut up and drive.

August 14, 2007 at 12:47 pm | In Uncategorized |

You’ve seen that State Farm commerical where people do stupid things while driving, like eating with chopsticks and putting on pants?

It is no accident that this comercial was shot in LA.  I think that Los Angeles has to be the driving-tard capitol of the world.  Forget about cell phones.  My favorite drive distractions from recent memory was the woman eating soup (soup!)  The woman curling her eyelashes, with one of those curler things, while the car was in-motion.  And the woman applying eye-liner while using a compact-mirror.

My general rule is: if it requires tools or a utinsil then you probably shouldn’t be doing it while operating heavy machinery.

This guy yesterday takes the cake though; he was FLOSSING.  And not even while stopped in traffic but flossing his teeth at crusing speed.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

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  1. You should have tried to get a picture… then you could be that guy taking pictures while at cruising speed.

    Comment by greg — August 15, 2007 #

  2. I actually DID snap a picture at the next stop-light… But you can’t really tell what is going on.

    Comment by jmv — August 15, 2007 #

  3. ohmygod, be careful out there……eating soup? Flossing? What is next, napping?

    Comment by Amanda Verive — August 16, 2007 #

  4. Hey, don’t you know that your teeth are you life? If you don’t have good gums then you might as well let a ten ton semi smash into your car and fracture every bone in your body.

    Comment by Chun — August 27, 2007 #

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